Literally who - Literally everyone literally ever
>Implying I don't know what we're gonna do on the bed - Wah-Pomf when FREAKIN WEEBS comment on his/her/xer name
WEEB
Literally the BIGGEST FUCKING WEEB THAT EVER DID WEEB
ACHIEVEMENTS
-99 Hunter
-99 Bankstanding (99 Fletching)
-Achieved Archmage status (99 Magic)
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
-Not being maxed after ~10 years (literally how)
-Making Chell his waifu
WIZARD
wa-tis-im portantis iswhattam go ing-to-do - Pomf on the Normie Problem
NORMIE BLOOD ON THE STREETS
EDGELORD
Fuck edgy this, fuck edgy that, #ZAMORAK4LYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYFE - Pomf on his beliefs
Saradomin: NORMIE APOLOGIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Armadyl: SJW bird (even though Pomf sided with him in WEII because he's secretly a furry)
Zaros: Purple wearin' FRUIT; literally Marie Schrader
Bandos: MORE LIKE BANTOAST LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (rip 2soon ;_;)
Guthix: Jolly Green Giant that went to the Cabbage Patch in the Sky. Tolerant of normies so good thing he's ded lel.
Seren: wtf why does she allow elves to be fukkin ugly wtf this isn't like my superior 2D wtf
Literally everyone else is literally irrelevant; Bandos is literally more relevant than any unmentioned god and he's literally ded (rest in pizza).